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It has become a bit of a regular occurence for us to reminisce some of these classic Julesisms (as we have branded em).

Anyhow, what about getting just a small section of the archive site for some of these and having them documented - for members only though.

I would list some of my favourites, but think will wait to see what your thoughts are..?

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Good idea mate! I reckon that if this site is going to be the ultimate shrine to Jules, then it should cover everything - from Julesisms and tracklistings.

I reckon Jules should send us all a copy of every tunes he owns too - so that we can bring back memories of Jules's good old tunage in our very own bedrooms :lol:

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he's still rocking it today i think. Just his radio show needs to go back to how it was before it turned into a semi dodgy Dance Anthems type affair.

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Ok I'll start the ball rolling. I did a quick google on this and cut-pasted them here so I can maximise the comedy factor.

"We're on the case like Samsonite!"

"Banging like the human race depended on it!"

"Like sellotape....... we're on a roll!"

Like an Extra Value Meal, we're going large!"

"Hammering it like Bob the Builder"

"The show with more rambling than a bankholiday weekend in the lake district" :lol:

"Like David Seaman's hair, we're not cutting anything short"

"Like 2 giraffes stood next to each other, it's neck and neck"

Anyway, there's a few to start the proceedings. Rather annoyingly I came upon no end of forum topics on other websies slating

Jules and saying he's cheesy etc. Take a long walk off a short period you uneducated areseholes. :thumbsdown:

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Yeh - how on earth are they cheesy? :o If anything, they are intellectual and what is more, I like how he invents smoe of them according to whats going in the media.

Uber - nice find, I was gona post some myself, I think we need either Simmy, Bjorn or Tim to have a say in this, but it would be nice to these documented and viewable for members only.

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Think this is a fantastic idea (the Julesisms).

I agree that most of them were topical and very cleverly put together.

A couple of years ago l emailed Jules and suggested he put pen to paper and produced a short book of them.

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Ive nicked some more...

"Like plate steel i'm riveted"

"Like a giant filing cabinet i'm well sorted"

"Like pirelli i'm tyred"

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Think this is a fantastic idea (the Julesisms).

I agree that most of them were topical and very cleverly put together.

A couple of years ago l emailed Jules and suggested he put pen to paper and produced a short book of them.

Very nice - as he responds to everyones mails (:) what did he say?

How about we document this 'short book' for him along with his Radio 1 life works ;)

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"generating more hits than Securitas" was one of my faves....

"We're so perky it hurts"

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"Like pensioners on a bus, we're trippin'"

"We're covering more fields than a tractor" (Creamfields 2002)

"We're banging like the rabbits from Watership Down"

"The tunes are phatter than John Prescott"

"Creating more beats per minute than Tony Blair's ticker"

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Were not just kicking were kicking like a horse in a blacksmith"s

10/10 best 1 ever :lol:

Edited by Marty M

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Right, we shall stick with this thread (I said that lol in the other 1, but whilst we are here)& commence forth...

Importationage from other thread...

"Cracking like the whip of a dominatrix, 97-99 Fm radio 1 in the mix"

"A caustic couldron of top tunes in the mix on Radio 1" (on top of the break in Sunset on Ibiza)

"A raft of roof-raising tunes to rip it up on Radio 1"

"Radio 1 on a Friday night - blistering like paint STRIPPA!"

"If you like ya beats mixed up, mashed up and generally screwed up, then here we go for 30 minutes uninterrupted in the mix."

"Radio 1 supplying tunes more banging... than the Viagra Clinical Testing Programme"

"Ripping It Up like A discarded betting slip"

"A tune more talked about than where Justin Timberlake had his hand at the Brits".

"A tune more interesting that Winona Ryders shopping bag" (when she got caught shop lifting...)

"maximum speaker devastation and sonic penetration"

"always dramatic, never amateur!"

"Raising the stakes with 2 hours of rare tuneage"

"Flatter than a LCD TV"

Here are some I added myself

"Tunes designed for so much gyration, you might find your head turning backwards like

something out of The Exorcist"

"Delivering the goods to you like parcel force"

"More crunch than a golden delicious"

"Taking your temperature and diagnosing it with a Saturday Fever"

"A track with more teeth than melinda messenger"

"Meaty beats that can be stewed up"

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'looking after your oral wellbeing with the saturday shoutline on Radio 1'

'With Tunes more banging than a fireworks display'

'providing you with tunes phatter than a sumo wrestler'

'Banging out hits with more punch than amir khans right fist'

'churning out tunes with more facelift than botox'

heres a couple i just thaught of

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A few more:

the show with more rambling than a bankholiday weekend in the lake district

Like weighlifters oon steroids, we're pumpin

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Yeh - how on earth are they cheesy? :o If anything, they are intellectual and what is more, I like how he invents smoe of them according to whats going in the media.

Uber - nice find, I was gona post some myself, I think we need either Simmy, Bjorn or Tim to have a say in this, but it would be nice to these documented and viewable for members only.

Why members only?

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Radio 1, adding the musical meat to your saturday night gravy

I don't know why but that's the best one yet :):)

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he only used that one last week too! i heard it and chuckled to myself...

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'Visionary tunes that are a sight for sore ears...or words to that effect'

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