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Isn't this chart the biggest joke of Dance Music today? it embarasses me....I was flicking through the channels to see what was on and MTV Dance had Fragma - Toca's Miracle in the latest Galaxy Chart - WHAT THE f***?

Did I miss something?

Almost every track in their Top 10 is absolute gash.

by the way, MTV Dance has to be one of the biggest jokes of a channel ever......sigh :(

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Its a commercial station though, so the chart will always be commercial too. It doesn't represent "true" dance unfortunately - its only represents what Joe Public likes - and 9 times out of ten, Joe Public wouldn't know a "proper" dance tune if it hit them in the face.

To be honest, I never take any notice of charts anyway - surely people don't just by tunes because people say, or statistics suggest, that they're good tunes? I prefer to listen to a tune and make my own mind up.

One person's number 1 could be outside my top 100, and vice-versa. We all have our own opinions of tunes.

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her head is shaped like an omelette pan...

Lol :lol: . Where did that come from dude? Surely an omelette pan is just a normal frying pan?

Well it depends, sir!

You have your standard frying pan here, which is what you thought Robin thought she was shaped like:

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But if the pan is a real omelette pan, she's a bit square-shaped, like this:

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Also, if the omelette pan is also half egg-poacher, Robin means she's actually like this:

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Personally, I think boring women are possibly like this:

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Although there was good 'depth' there in the illustration above, I would prefer to bake her in one of these:

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Hope that clarifies things anyway.

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What about this bad boy? I assume by the shaped indents that it is for cooking fish!

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I guess you use this for cooking corn cobs in an oven so it does not constitute as a frying pan.

Or how about a wooden frying pan? Must be coated with a flame resistant material....

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How interesting!!!

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to be fair though, i really like Fragma "Toca Me" from the first time round. Yes it's commercial but it holds A LOT of special memories for me. The new mixes of it do it justice, i loved the Richard Durand mix, but the In Petto mix blows it out of the water. Yes it rips off Deadmau5' style, but who cares, it's such a good remix.

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The vocal really is so cringeworthy. It's a bit of a shame that they're re-re-re-releasing this again as the new In-Petto instrumental mix is actually pretty good, it'll be hammered out on radio everywhere though & lose a lot of it's appeal. Luckily they released it on Tiger a few months back so I've had my fill of playing it

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