Quadrant Posted May 5, 2008 Report Share Posted May 5, 2008 I'll kick off this one. Any funny stories, post here! "Passenger moons at speed camera" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7378695.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberduck Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 (edited) Sex pest seal attacks penguin Quote: "Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual. " Click me if you think I'm joking. There's pictures too!! Edited May 6, 2008 by Uberduck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted May 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2008 That seal story is amazing. Here's one which made me smile - upgrading Cannabis to Grade B... as if that will make any difference!? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7386889.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 (edited) Actually not news at all, but some funny stuff from famous (bizarre) French impostor Remi Gaillard. Here he decides to practice his squash. Notice the slight pause before commits to practicing... Youtube Video ->Original Video Edited May 9, 2008 by Quadrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakey Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 This headline amuses me - "Great t**s cope well with warming" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Mental Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/189...s-in-court.html http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/189...s-in-court.html Absolutely brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Mayes Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 Absolutely brilliant! That cannot be serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 haha its stuff like this when you know these journalists are desperate for a hot topic to write about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Anyone for man admits having sex with 1,000 cars? :confused: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics...1,000-cars.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Mental Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10...grab-teddy.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 It's a little on the gross side but... http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?i...p;in_page_id=34 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberduck Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 :ill: She's going to have a right bad back when she's older! Why would anyone find that attractive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 ^ She looks a bit of a hag as it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted June 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 My wife is no ironing board but seriously, why would anyone ever do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted June 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Sudoku smashes £500,000 drugs trial http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...mp;in_page_id=2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Mental Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...mp;in_page_id=2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberduck Posted July 12, 2008 Report Share Posted July 12, 2008 Drunk Referee!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted July 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I saw this, hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Mental Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7520598.stm woops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberduck Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 That is a cringeworthy news item. I want to use a cringe smiley but none seem appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Doctor Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 I cannot believe anyone has mentioned Tallulah does the hula for Hawaii! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7522952.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberduck Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 I cannot believe anyone has mentioned Tallulah does the hula for Hawaii!http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7522952.stm Good find!! He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples. Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed. That is almost unreal!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Mental Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 This story doesnt as much 'amuse' me as terrify me. The story is good enough to start with, with quotes ahoy, but what amused me were the links at the bottom of the page, sponsored by Google. The 1st one made me giggle, so I pressed refresh and it got better : Sponsored LinksAds by Google Victorinox Knife Free Shipping & No Sales Tax On All Swiss Army Knives. Buy Online Now! www.SwissKnifeShop.com Gerber Knives - Wholesale Buy Direct - Huge Selection, Great Prices & Free Shipping! www.GerberKnives.us then: Sponsored LinksAds by Google Henckel Cermax Knives Fine Japanese style blades Low Prices. Fast Delivery www.richmondcookshop.co.uk Knives & Swords Great deals on knives & swords Feed your passion www.lmpearlenterprises.co.uk And my favourite quote from the article: 'My samurai sword looks the part but you could snap it in two - that's why I took the kitchen knife as well' Jeeeeesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Red Arrow crashes into air traffic control tower at my local RAF base: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10...s-RAF-base.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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