Judge Mental Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Would be funny if that was the pilot's car he hit Noticed this on the side of the page http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/...-end-world.html What a retard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Mental Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Jobby hands http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7667499.stm Anyone here from Newcastle? Glad they stopped before they got to Scotland, buses smell like s*** anyways so it wouldn't take a research team to work that one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennox2s2s Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 This is a shocking report... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 (edited) Good find!!He attacked a trend of giving children bizarre names, citing several examples. Officials had blocked Sex Fruit, Keenan Got Lucy and Yeah Detroit, he said, but Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Midnight Chardonnay had been allowed. That is almost unreal!! My name is mangled brown fence-post but people call me Manny!! LOL Bloody Divs breeding! Edited October 20, 2008 by Number 2 fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-N...hs_-_Transcript That's a really big link, but it's a news story that caught my eye. Espesh Russell Brands song. Aren't they terrible, it's a bit much innit. Imagine if someone rang your grandad and told him how they'd slept with you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Mental Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 She's hardly shy LOL. Apparently one of the things on her myspace hobbies is "doing comedians with tattoos" Didn't think it was all that bad, and can't believe for the life of me that Gordon Brown had a comment yesterday. Bet 99% of the people that complained don't listen to either show anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 What were Ross and Brand doing phoning such a has-been. They were intent on causing grief because the girl above had split up with Brand. I agree the whole thing has been blown out of all proportion. 18000+ complainers, a week after the show aired? Give me a break. Quite pleased they have been suspended. Ross is not worth 60,000 licence fee payer's money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Doctor Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Bet 99% of the people that complained don't listen to either show anyways. Probably not, but that's not the point as far as I am concerned. The content of their show isn't the issue, it's the infringement of the civil liberties of the guy who was phoned up without consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Brand has now resigned from the BBC. Lets hope Ross follows suit as he was the first one who talked about the subject. If anyone hasn't read the transcript, here's a few quotes: Message one: As Brand begins to leave a message, Ross blurts out: "He f***ed your granddaughter... I'm sorry I apologise. Andrew, I apologise, I got excited, what can I say - it just came out. Brand replies: "Andrew Sachs, I did not do nothing with Georgina - oh no, I've revealed I know her name. Oh no, it's a disaster." Ross goes on to say: "If he's like most people of a certain age, he's probably got a picture of his grandchildren when they're young right by the phone. So while he's listening to the messages, he's looking at a picture of her about nine on a swing..." Message three: The message opens with Ross saying: "She was bent over the couch..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Probably not, but that's not the point as far as I am concerned. The content of their show isn't the issue, it's the infringement of the civil liberties of the guy who was phoned up without consent. Well it's terrible IMO. Russell and many other people have had lots of sex I'm sure without their grandads being rung up and told about it. PUBLICLY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 Whilst this story is completely miniscule compared to the world's financial affairs, its a nice change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted October 29, 2008 Report Share Posted October 29, 2008 INNIT! I'm unemplyed atm anyway and managing to run my home and family on a budget that would make your eyes water, so this credit crunch means nothing to me, except I have less to be jealous of other people for. (before anyone moans, I am NOT on benefit of any sort thankyou) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Doctor Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Man is found glued to toilet seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Doctor Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 If you enjoyed that then you'll probably appreciate this: Man's arm trapped in train toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Mental Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Read the initial story on a different board, but in case anyone else did, here's the outcome http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7707856.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Doctor Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Inmate escapes German jail in box This reminds me of the joke from Memphis Bell about the pilot shot down over German territory during the second world war. He manages to bail out with his parachute but breaks both of his legs in the fall. In the POW camp, the German doctors inform him that one of his legs must be amputated. He asks if they can drop his leg in a friendly base on a bombing run, to which they agree. A week later he needs the other leg chopped off, and similarly makes the same request which they honour. Another week passes and he has to get his arm amputated, once more asking it to be dropped off in England. This time the doctor returns: 'Nein! Dis vee can do no more!" The POW asks why... "Vee think you are trying to escape!" I love jokes you dad would find funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 hahahaha "vee think you are trying to escape" ... i love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 Not funny just weird.Two headed cat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Doctor Posted November 21, 2008 Report Share Posted November 21, 2008 'tis a broken link dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted November 22, 2008 Report Share Posted November 22, 2008 I posted a link like that and baffled people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted November 23, 2008 Report Share Posted November 23, 2008 Oh I dunno where the story has gone now. Basically the clue was in the title tho! I'll post it if I ever find it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Mental Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Nigeria police arrest goat over alleged armed robbery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) Amusing! How can they think that! Edited January 27, 2009 by Number 2 fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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