Number2Fan Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Doctor Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Q: Which are the only bees in the world to produce milk instead of honey? A: Boobies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 i've got a night of hardcore super sex lined up tonight. I cant wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Brown Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 i've got a night of hardcore super sex lined up tonight. I cant wait. Oo-la-la, too much information Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirddrive Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Bah! Single is the way forward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 oh i'm not in a relationship, just a mutually beneficial friendship. It's great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted February 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Yes I had a life once!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Im still waiting for my life to arrive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 What time is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Chicococo time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Doctor Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 What time is it? The time is 02:52. F*** me I'm toasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 I tell you a joke, Valentines Day, that's a joke! All for commercial gain, what a load of bollocks, why treat the one oyu love on one particular day a year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Thats a thing, if you show your love 24/7 ... and then they expect more on Valentines Day, thats gonna take some effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted February 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Yeah whatever, I went out and bought myself a JJ album, THAT'S TRUE LOVE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Brown Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 (edited) oh i'm not in a relationship, just a mutually beneficial friendship. It's great! Mine's a bit like that too, l agree its great, only problem is that l really love my "mate" but it probably wouldn't be as much fun if we were an "item". I'm just enjoying the moment Edited February 15, 2009 by Chrissie Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted February 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Awwwwwwwww that's kinda sad too though. I've had my share of mutually beneficial friendships (and possibly someone elses share too) though and it was great att. However Chrissie I can see what you are experiencing too, and that is hard!!! Almost Bi-Polar in fact! The best moments of your life contrasted against some awful ones!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Brown Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 I tell you a joke, Valentines Day, that's a joke! All for commercial gain, what a load of bollocks, why treat the one oyu love on one particular day a year? Have to agree, its for commercial gain. I had loads of guys coming into Tescos @ 6 in the morning buying bunches of roses and a card coz they didn't want to get nagged to death. I think that's pretty sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted February 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 No it isn't. Some people need telling when to do stuff and some don't. Some women like those men and some don't! If you don't want your bloke wasting money on Valentines day tell him and if he gives you the cash that's cool IMO!! If you don't wanna be dictated to, don't be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Brown Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Awwwwwwwww that's kinda sad too though.I've had my share of mutually beneficial friendships (and possibly someone elses share too) though and it was great att. However Chrissie I can see what you are experiencing too, and that is hard!!! Almost Bi-Polar in fact! The best moments of your life contrasted against some awful ones!! what does Bi- Polar mean. I've been through alot of both "good" and "bad" times in my life and l've learned not to expect too much out of a relationship and to just enjoy it whilst it lasts. I would like to add that l'm very fussy about my men and thats why this is the first man l have been out with in 6 years. Just goes to show you are never too old for love...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted February 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 Of course you are never too old! Bi-polar is the proper name for the term Manic Depression, as Manic depressives have very very high times and very very very low times. Both ends of the scale and not really any in between, almost like a drug user really! I was just using it as an analogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 a little update on my night. I did engage in some hardcore super sex. I must say, i'm feeling it now aswell. BEtween three day shifts at work i've had about 9 hours kip! And i've got sore knees aswell. But i had a good time I love Valentines day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emy Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 I am sure we all appreciate that information Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) just doing what i was put on this planet to do! Edited February 16, 2009 by Moonman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted February 16, 2009 Report Share Posted February 16, 2009 have hard rampant sex with people? I thought that would have been my role in life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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