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Is this the best joke ever?  

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The best joke is,

" A friend of mine went into hospital to have a slight nip and tuck on her bits! A Labial trim so to speak. (flaps shortened and tightened)

Anyway, she has the op, and comes round in her hospital room, and spies 3 bunches of flowers. On reading the cards in the flowers she found that one bouquet was from her husband, obviously looking forward to trying out her new hoo-ha, the second bouquet was from the Surgeon and the third bouquet was from a Chap in the burns unit, saying thanx for the new ears! "

Although my absolute favouritest joke ever is a little longer and old, but I will tell it to you sometime! :)

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