Number2Fan Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Do you ever watch it, i have for many years and I have had up close experience of Criminals and the kinda lives people have, but I am always HORRIFIED and shocked when I see Crimewatch. Did you see it tonight, someone shot on his sisters threshold by masked men. Then a massive fight between bouncers and Yobs who then take to their cars and start running eachother over...OMG!! Then a poor Lorry driver Hijacked with a taser and then s*** scared forced to drive up the motorways for over 4 hrs in total. My god!! It's still on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 i watch this. That middle aged tanned guy well annoys me though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Quality reply Moonman, shame you weren't in my living room watching it with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 also, theres something about Kirsty whats her name, the presenter...i think its her voice, i bet she's wicked at the ol' pillow talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 the only thing is, the name kirsty is horrible, i think. I know a few and i call them Krusty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Moonman are you drinking at the moment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 "I was p***ed last night when I posted that" negatory (hic). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 OMG that Star stories is on, the Bono one it is the funniest program EVER!!! A MUST SEE! E4 now and E4 +1 in a little bit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 also, theres something about Kirsty whats her name, the presenter...i think its her voice, i bet she's wicked at the ol' pillow talk. Fiona Bruce does it for me I actually watch the news when she is on. It's women like her that can get people watching the right TV shows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Fiona Bruce does it for me I actually watch the news when she is on. It's women like her that can get people watching the right TV shows. Natasha Kaplinsky Makes the news sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 I watched Crimewatch a few weeks ago because i'd had a tip off that Simon Ross was on it and I was curious to see what he looked like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Watched on it tonight how a group of 6 old men set up a £6,000,000 counterfeiting ring by making their own fake £20 notes. Very silly but utterly fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 Watched on it tonight how a group of 6 old men set up a £6,000,000 counterfeiting ring by making their own fake £20 notes. Very silly but utterly fascinating. yeah, i quite liked the reconstruction in the working mens pub. when they were saying "What are you gonna spend it on" i was awaiting one of the old timers to say "20 year old female virgins" or something like that. Because i would!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) Watched on it tonight how a group of 6 old men set up a £6,000,000 counterfeiting ring by making their own fake £20 notes. Very silly but utterly fascinating. That's just reminded me of something lol. About 6 years ago, on Christmas eve, I popped to a cashpoint machine in town that used to give out £5 and £10 notes. I requested £200 - and the machine must have only had £5 notes in that night, so I ended up with a big wad of fivers. I went round to a mates house afterwards, and he saw this big wad of fivers. He said "where did you get all those?" - I said "oh haven't I told you, I can make false fivers at work - I sell them for £2.50 each". He said "jesus mate, they look really realistic, can you print me £100's worth?" - so I said "Sure, but it'll take a week to print them". So, I had him on for a whole week - but then, he must have told loads of people and then everyone started asking me if they could buy dodgy fivers off me - so eventually I had to come clean before it got back to the wrong person. I didn't fancy getting arrested suspected of forging bank notes Edited April 30, 2009 by Briggsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 That's just reminded me of something lol.About 6 years ago, on Christmas eve, I popped to a cashpoint machine in town that used to give out £5 and £10 notes. I requested £200 - and the machine must have only had £5 notes in that night, so I ended up with a big wad of fivers. I went round to a mates house afterwards, and he saw this big wad of fivers. He said "where did you get all those?" - I said "oh haven't I told you, I can make false fivers at work - I sell them for £2.50 each". He said "jesus mate, they look really realistic, can you print me £100's worth?" - so I said "Sure, but it'll take a week to print them". So, I had him on for a whole week - but then, he must have told loads of people and then everyone started asking me if they could buy dodgy fivers off me - so eventually I had to come clean before it got back to the wrong person. I didn't fancy getting arrested suspected of forging bank notes The CPS wont condone it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 who then take to their cars and start running each other over That would get me laughing proper that footage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 who then take to their cars and start running each other overThat would get me laughing proper that footage! It was FUNNY!!! I recorded it as it was so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 If its on iplayer i'll have a butchers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 Yeah all of these stories sound interesting, I feel left out!!! (even though I am in one of them, as Briggsy sneakily pointed out) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kml Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 yeah, i quite liked the reconstruction in the working mens pub. when they were saying "What are you gonna spend it on" i was awaiting one of the old timers to say "20 year old female virgins" or something like that. Because i would!!! What is so great about 20 year old virgins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 if you don't know then it's best if you keep it that way we don't want to corrupt your innocent mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 if you don't know then it's best if you keep it that way we don't want to corrupt your innocent mind *gets up out of the chair, hi 5's Simon* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kml Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 if you don't know then it's best if you keep it that way we don't want to corrupt your innocent mind Problem is I do know and from a sex point of view 20 year old virgins leave a lot to be desired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted May 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 (edited) I think it's obvious!!! Men want virgins because then they don't have anyone elses prowess to live up to, to be worse than. And they aint gonna say they want anyone too young these days as they'll look like sickos so 20 was probably considered young and firm enough, but not Jail Bait!! Luckily for me, I might have had 20 yr old virgins and not only did I not need a large sum of money to enable this, but they weren't worth paying for anyway!! Also good luck if you are looking for 20 yr old virgin women...........I think they're a bit low on the ground these days Edited May 1, 2009 by Number 2 fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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