Right, we shall stick with this thread (I said that lol in the other 1, but whilst we are here)& commence forth...
Importationage from other thread...
"Cracking like the whip of a dominatrix, 97-99 Fm radio 1 in the mix"
"A caustic couldron of top tunes in the mix on Radio 1" (on top of the break in Sunset on Ibiza)
"A raft of roof-raising tunes to rip it up on Radio 1"
"Radio 1 on a Friday night - blistering like paint STRIPPA!"
"If you like ya beats mixed up, mashed up and generally screwed up, then here we go for 30 minutes uninterrupted in the mix."
"Radio 1 supplying tunes more banging... than the Viagra Clinical Testing Programme"
"Ripping It Up like A discarded betting slip"
"A tune more talked about than where Justin Timberlake had his hand at the Brits".
"A tune more interesting that Winona Ryders shopping bag" (when she got caught shop lifting...)
"maximum speaker devastation and sonic penetration"
"always dramatic, never amateur!"
"Raising the stakes with 2 hours of rare tuneage"
"Flatter than a LCD TV"
Here are some I added myself
"Tunes designed for so much gyration, you might find your head turning backwards like
something out of The Exorcist"
"Delivering the goods to you like parcel force"
"More crunch than a golden delicious"
"Taking your temperature and diagnosing it with a Saturday Fever"
"A track with more teeth than melinda messenger"
"Meaty beats that can be stewed up"