The-joker

Welcome To JJ Its Nice To Have You Here... :thumbsup:

I Wonder if anyone this Xmas season will think of all the very poor & people who are sleeping out on the streets..

What does anyone think, That could be a good move to stop the Homeless in the UK? :eek:

Its the end of another year of Job stress, Money Matters, People losing there Jobs & Homes

So How are you Gonna say Goodbye 2k11 ? :oddcake:

Very very very Good list: ......... Frankie Knuckles....... Your Love .......

Bring back Memories..

Nice one Cheese :thumbsup:

Welcome Its Nice To Have You Here :thumbsup:

Question: In Batman & Robin What is robins other name that he is known As?

He Is KNown As The? :whistling:

Dont forget when you have given the answer Please Leave A Question, which someone will answer it.... ty :thumbsup:

I think its time to test our General Knowledgeably on Here....

This is how it will go.... I will start a Question on here. Then you put the answer on here with a new Question there Must be a Reasonable Answer to that Question... lets see how long we can keep going.

Heres the First Question : Whats the name of the Longest River In The England? :sweatingbullets:

The Oldies are great....was on youtube 2day Listening to The Specials. that track Gangsters :thumbsup:

[Well done Cheese :thumbsup:

What were they Like Live?

Was it Money well spent.....

Lucky you i grew up on Madness Only because my dad have loads of Singles from Them........... He also had loads of Stuff from

Bad manners........Sex Pistols........Art of noise. that kind of stuff.

Cheese Have you still got a lots Madness stuff it Might be worth a few Quid you just never know

WELL DONE CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :lol:

mmm I might Test You On a few more 80s stuff later

I think i will Play that Youtube clip of The Return Of The Lost Palmer 7 ....

THANKS YOU CHEESE

Who Is It Then?????

Big Clue, ............................... The State Of The Petrol Prices :thumbsup:

Just came back from my last Holiday for the rest of this Year. Canada was Out of this world....I stopped in Brampton I would love to live There. But now I am broke....................... I might have to Pimp L1 on the streets and see how much he can make me...hehe.

While i was there i went to a club called Reasons i was talking to the DJ there..He said he is into The British music scene but mainly Oldies. So i mention this next Group which he has never Heard of which is Mental.... My Dads loads of this stuff. ..... Which brings me To This next Question:

(1) Which British Pop Group was Famous For wear porkpie Hat & sun Glasses Back in the 1980s

(2) And what was there only Instrumental Hit Called?

Good Luck :thumbsup:

Go easy on Him.... He is a Legend in Trance. he has done all there is to do in Trance. What more do want him to Do.

I Think that this Crossover track Sleepwalkers.. is not a bad track. a little watered down i will agree....

But when you stand back a look at it from another Angle........... legendary markus trance master on one side Then you have

Hip hop legend Grandmaster mele mel who did White lines, wow ....

My favourite track from master markus is Perfect which he did a little while back...............is Classic compare to this well hated track so you say. Time will tell if it grows on you.....

I think he Has just Fused together Wait for it .........Hip-Trance I think he has just put the icing on the cake....

Dont be angry with him Just wish him well,,, :thumbsup:

Leonard1one........... Grow up lad and get a life....

I have worked you out,...................... You use to get Bullied.. and you use to get the P*ss taken out of you.

They might have even had Bend you over behind the Bike Shed and taken you in turns :o

Thats maybe why you are Full of S**t.

I am not one for bad Language so i will stop... :silenced:

you need to take your Anger out on a Blow up Doll, Or a good work out in the Gym...

get over it.

Ohh Yes just 1 other thing Please Please Please.. Stop looking at my Ass, I can tell when you look at my picture.

My ass get hot.

anyway my friend Chill out and have a nice day...lots of love the joker.xxx :kiss:

While i was sitting in my back Garden today chillin out with a glass of Chteau Latour pauillac 1990 a nice little Vintage

Which a good friend bought me.

I was asking Myself where has time gone. I can remember when we celebrating the Twenty First Century....... which brings me to my next

Question:

When is the beginning of the Twenty First Century?

Is It ?

11.59. 59 pm. December 31, 1999,

OR

12.00. 01 am on January 1, 2000 ?

MMMMM i wonder which one is Right.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ? :whistling:

Just got back 2day....

LMAO..... Leonard1one i know you would love to be me..

There is only 1 Joker, no room for Imitation wanna be......

Still, its all good.

Thats what life is all about..... Live life...... Have fun..... and do something New once per month you have never done before.

So i will let you keep the Dream alive..

Dream on Pork Sword Slayerrrrrrrrr

Or is it mr cocktail stick

Just come back from Holiday.

2 Weeks of calm, nice weather & nice company.

So What Have I Missed?

While i was in Asda today Shopping like a Peasant, i just put the last Item into my basket

Which was 2 big grapefruit.

As i got into the Queue there standing in front of me, a woman with an amazing bumper, Which took my

Breathe away, I am going to have to find miss right. soon and very soon, if you can help me please do. anyway the jokers

Is now ready for a very cold shower.....

I thought of 2 teasers to leave you with for the weekend?

Q 1. Even if they were starving, natives living in the Arctic will Never eat a penguin's egg

Why Not?

Q 2. what is the next letter in the following sequence? mamjjaso ?

Q 3. will i ever find miss right?

enjoy have a great weekend :thumbsup:

I think its time to open up the ol music room, and blow off some of the dust that has built up on my records & cds

And get that room Aired

Wheres my dust mask gone.....?

I See.... So whats fun for you when your not working or studying hard?

Yes you Did....

Question for you cheese: Why the name Cheese? is it a love for it or What :wall:

The Answer To The QUESTION IS:

A Woman from Nottingham married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible?

ANSWER IS: The woman was a Minister.

well done to all that got that....... :thumbsup:

They say Great Minds Think Alike... Thats The Greatest Connection Between Us...

And no we Are Two different People :lol: LMAO

You have jokes Leonard1one. the match box answer is funny from you.

Because i Hear a lot of people on here say that your well Hung? Hung like a Mice

Way to go Big Boy.

While i was Having my lunch i read the back of a match box, which was left on the Table of subways

This riddle read What goes up but never goes down. this is an old one?

But my Question is an old case that happened in Nottingham 7 years ago.

A woman from Nottingham Married Ten different Men from this city, Yet she did not Break any laws. None

Of the men died, and she never divorced. How was this Possible?

Well I am well angry. Did not win the Lotto. oh well i still have keep my 9-5 job.... maybe next week :thumbsup: