Ok I'll start the ball rolling. I did a quick google on this and cut-pasted them here so I can maximise the comedy factor.
"We're on the case like Samsonite!"
"Banging like the human race depended on it!"
"Like sellotape....... we're on a roll!"
Like an Extra Value Meal, we're going large!"
"Hammering it like Bob the Builder"
"The show with more rambling than a bankholiday weekend in the lake district"
"Like David Seaman's hair, we're not cutting anything short"
"Like 2 giraffes stood next to each other, it's neck and neck"
Anyway, there's a few to start the proceedings. Rather annoyingly I came upon no end of forum topics on other websies slating
Jules and saying he's cheesy etc. Take a long walk off a short period you uneducated areseholes. :thumbsdown: