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The-joker

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  1. R.I.P Soul Lady....... Love Sensation Was Her Best Track she Did..
  2. Leonard1one i agree with you said.... If you ask me I cannot see UK recovering from this Recession. the damage is too Serried, Too many Problems to Correct with so little Budget...... I can see the UK sinking real Fast. Petrol price is at the highest if ever been, Tax at 20% , everything Madness. I hope i am wrong :sweatingbullets:
  3. Yes it was quite Interesting Answers...... Once again Judge Mental got It Right... The Question was: Forward I'm heavy, backward I'm not. what am I? If You use the word NOT then turn it around you get the word TON thats the answer. Quadrant I Like your Answers
  4. I Was Thinking Today Whiles Sorting out Bills And Debts To Pay next week. How was i going to pay them. My First Thought was Selling my Kidney on ebay, Then it came to me? If you was to go into your Wardrobe or Closet, then reach to the back of it. Only to find that your hand has gone right The way Through it. now that your hand has gone through you fell nothing. Later on you decide to investigate it more only to Find its a Port Hole Though Time. You can only go back in time To be able to do this, You must get a A4 size paper and write on it The time you want to go back to and the present time date So you might put..... June 1985 .... 17th March 2011 now put that paper in your pocket & step through.... NOW MY QUESTION IS THIS. YOU MY GO BACK IN TIME ONLY 10 TIME BEFORE IT CLOSES FOR EVER. YOU MUST BE A MILLIONAIRE AT THE END OF YOUR LAST TRAVEL ................ RULES: (1) you cannot gamble. ie lottery, football pools, etc (2) you cannot do anything illegal because that would change time. (3) you can only bring back Items not human or Animal. HOW WOULD YOU BECOME THE UK NEXT MILLIONAIRE? :o
  5. [Good Guest.... But You Are Wrong :whistling:
  6. While In the shower Yesterday Showering Thinking Rude Thoughts. I thought Up A Question: Here It Is Forward I'm heavy, backward I'm Not. WHAT AM I ? :whistling:
  7. Neuro This world just really P*** me Off . Why does life always picks on All the Decent, Honest, Loving People..... I am so Sorry To hear That..... Many People have beat That. its still Early days.. I will hope & Pray that she Kicks the Ass out of it. I will be Keeping My Fingers Cross I am here if You Ever need me My Friend.
  8. No you can,t that a part of the dilemma. its a part of the Plus & minus with the gifts. :o
  9. The-joker

    Mrs O R

    I dont think she will be too bothered about that. She has a Great body and looks good. But not for me. I like a Full Figured woman with something to hold on to.. a nice Bumper & Head lights.. wow Did i say that .i think its time for me to Have a cold shower. :redface:
  10. If You Could Have 1 of 3 Gifts and curses Which would you have? (1) To Be Given 1 Million pounds but you have to Donate 500.000 pound to a charity of your choice. (2) To Be Irresistible to the Opposite Sex all would fall in love with you but You cannot marry the person or Make a Family with them. (3) To Have Telekinesis power the ability to move things & Objects with your will-power with no touch But your can only use it To help Others and not for Profitable use. Which Would You Have? :wall:
  11. yet Another friday... Judge Mental was spot on.. If there is no Oxygen its not Possible to light a Match. so nothing would happen... :shifty:
  12. mmm Very Interesting Answers. i will give it a few more days. then on friday you will know if you were right.... :o
  13. just thinking back last sunday its a few years now since i left school. I use to love the Science lessons. heres one Question i Remembered..... If you were to step into a sealed room filled with 100% Methane gas and strike a match, What Would Happen? And How Bad would it be.? Come on think back to class. and leave your Thoughts.... The Answer will be Displayed this sunday. Good Luck. :thumbsup:
  14. The-joker

    New Member

    Welcome its nice to have you here.. :thumbsup:
  15. Milkybarkid That is a good Song. I Have that Track :thumbsup:
  16. Well now a few good Idea's................. This is just to Challenge the way you Think. Dont forget this is just Hypothetical. This Alien Is from an Advance Planet which is 100 years in Advance Technology To Us. This Alien Has found a way to cure All Cancers and Illnesses plus it has Advance technology that could Advance us 10 years in no time at all. He was here to Study The Behaviour Of the Humans so he could take you back and reward you with cures and technology and wealth So the best plan was to: Keep talking to it Even if it did not respond to you.. Watch out for WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? part 2
  17. (1) You speak to the Strange beast as you call it. It does not reply to you.. (2) What would be the Point Of slaying It?
  18. What would you do if you awake from sleeping the night before. And found yourself on the ground. as you stand. All around you is flat land There is nothing to see as far as you can look. No trees, No buildings, no nothing for miles. Its day time. its warm, dry, then you turn around and see this Living thing standing their. it looks half human & half animal. You run Away it runs with you where ever you go its follows you. WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT? i will give you my thoughts this sunday. Good Luck :thumbsup:
  19. Grow up on That, Damm Showing My Age :boohoo: I had The Second Edition of That With The Tape Player Built in. First Game I Played On It Was YEE HA KONG FU. If anybody else remembers that please let me know, so that i am not standing alone on this. ha ha Retro Is Always the best... :ninja:
  20. Thank Guys n Girls You Have Been Feeding me with some Great Tunes. My Belly about to Burst, love it , love it. love it. Special Thanks to Jaylo for the youtube Vids Thank You very much everyone Keep them comming. :thumbsup:
  21. Cheer Up Love..think about it this way. You Have The Memories Which no one can take Away..... may Peace & Love Be with You..x

  22. What tune when played reminds your of your Ex Girl / Boyfriend? For Me It Is MARS.......PUMP UP THE VOLUME. Ohhh Yessssssssssssssssss. WHATS YOURS? :boohoo:
  23. Thanks JB for that Just about Finished Building That CD..... :twisted:
  24. That was a Great Mix From Sonique. Really Loved it :thumbsup: Thanks Chewbains Your a Star :mrgreen:
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