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kml

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  1. kml

    Looks

    lets not go there :whistling:
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    Valentines Day

    Sadly I've no friends to send me any :wall:
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    Valentines Day

    On a more serious note, spare a thought for my postman. His back will be broken delivering all my cards
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    Valentines Day

    I think it is largely a day for men who never buy their partners anything or send them a card/flowers etc as a surprise. As I am romantic 365 days of the year I find it somewhat tacky. Apart from that advertising and social conditioning have me buying s*** my girlfriend doesn't need and overpriced cards
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    Looks

    It is just banter ...
  6. kml

    Valentines Day

    What have you got planned?
  7. Injection or steel bolt through back of head
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    Looks

    I kick your arse
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    Looks

    Yes and it's a huge let down ... I imagine you look a lot worse than I give you credit for
  10. Dogs and young children just don't mix.
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    I found this

    Or he simply didn't get the audience figures and was axed. Whatever happened he was axed and unprofessional by quitting before he was due to finish
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    Jade Goody

    Genetics have their part to play but I also think diet and lifestyle are equally as important
  13. I know you will all be heartbroken/jumping with joy (delete as appropriate) but I shall not be in attendance
  14. Why waste the energy and if you did you would only make them even more "famous"
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    The Philosopher

    What next Emy, the wheel!
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    SNOW

    With the top of a Quality Street or Roses tin? There are other sweets available
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    Kit-Kats

    Erroneous! Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts!
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    Kit-Kats

    Is that wise after she tried to poison your oatmeal?
  19. Personally I think it's rubbish
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