bigsteve Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 I watched Top of the Pops last night for the first time in ages and caught our Eurovision entry for this year. I was embarrassed by Gemini a few years ago, but we have sunk even further. For those of that you missed out on this cringe worthy moment, the performance starts with schoolgirls cavorting on school desks pretending to be singing to a terrible chorus, but actually they were miming. Then a 40ish year old bloke wearing shell suit bottoms and not looking dissimilar to Westwood walks out and starts rapping all over the place. And he's an ugly bugger too. Nil points. and here's his myspace so you can send him some offensive remarks http://www.myspace.com/dazsampson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 u missed it on T4 - one of the gilrs was pretending to 'mix' doing the whole 'lloking cool holding the headphones' on a full 1210 setup, god knows what she was doing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 I makes me ashamed to be British. At least we don't take the Eurovision Song contest seriously - if we won it, it would be more embarrassing. All the voting is rigged anyway. Then a 40ish year old bloke wearing shell suit bottoms and not looking dissimilar to Westwood walks out and starts rapping all over the place. haha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Hes from United nations, sings on their 2nd gawd awful single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGGZY Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 I saw it and there is only one word SHOCKING :!: Enough Said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 If its that s*** it'll probably win it! woooo! I can see it now: Norway: and our 10 points go to.......Sweden!!!!!! Norway: and our 12 points go to.......Denmark!!!! Cue Terry Wogan to rant on for about half an hour...... Eurovision always has a load of spunkers (hot birds in other words) - so that's something Im looking forward to!) Oh yes.....classic television Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakey Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 f***ing hell, was looking at Daz's myspace and it says the "Cuban Boys" are behind it. I initially thought this was the Cuban Brothers haha! that'd be well funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 haha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Kane Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 I can safely say i have absolutely no concern whether we get 0 or we win it, actually scratch that, if we get 0 points i'd probably have to read about it for a few weeks ala the last bunch of losers we sent over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Who chooses our entries in the first place? It's highly embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Kane Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Who chooses our entries in the first place? It's highly embarrassing. Isn't there some other programme that blogs up tv where we actually are supposed to vote to decide who represents us? Didn't Jordan try and go in for it last year or somethin but lose out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 But she's got a fantastic rack, why didn't she win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Jordan can't sing though thats why she lost sureley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Surely that's irrelevant though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Kane Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 But she's got a fantastic rack, why didn't she win? The Europeans would have loved to see her represent UK and she would probs have won it simply based on the novelty of having some barbie doll charicature of a person on stage trying to sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I'd nail her, simple as. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Kane Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I'd nail her, simple as. You'll never achieve metrosexuality going on like that mate, you have to admire her inner beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 You're right! I'd respect her person. I'd be interested in her personality. :thumbsup: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Kane Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 You're right! I'd respect her person. I'd be interested in her personality. :thumbsup: Yes. Now you're metrosexualing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I'm sure Jordan did it last year (the Eurovision, Quadders :wink: ) and lost badly. However, I hear a new 'minus' points scheme is being specially introduced this year for the UK's benefit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Kane Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Just seen a feature on Finland's entry some crazy Death Metal band, they had monster costumes and everything on and some countries want them thrown out for bein Satanic devotees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Yeah that band's well mad hope it wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Kane Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Heard Moyles play our entry this morning, woeful, we'll be the laughing stock of Europe (maybe that's a good thing) also the guy is an absolute tool, he comes on thinking he's some sort of celebrity and that people actually give a sh*t about his pathetic little entry :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Man there were some HOT chicks in this year's, as amusing as ever, comedy pure gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Just seen a feature on Finland's entry some crazy Death Metal band, they had monster costumes and everything on and some countries want them thrown out for bein Satanic devotees Unbelievably, this won! Not sure how near the bottom 'our' effort was :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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