Briggsy Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Lisa Lashes isn't particularly attractive, but there is something about her that just gets my pulse going. In some photo's, she looks gorgeous, and then in others, she looks like a bit of a trout. She looks a right dirty bugger though don't you think? I wouldn't mind playing with her one's and two, and twiddling her EFX unit. I bet she's great with her Flanger..... So, if she showed you her EQ's, would you show her your twelve inches? (I know most of you have converted to 5 inches now, but I guess she might still be interested...). Would you connect your Line-out plug into her line-in socket? That is all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Mayes Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Max Kane Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Innuendo the Briggsy way :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 LOL I cant see any pics though..... I prefer Anne Savage meself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Amber D is on the level. I dont think i could handle her. I know i'd be the one minute man with her...but at least that means i get two goes! :ninja: Seriously, that girl knows how to (un)dress too, which does it for me...The upper lip (easy now) piercing is sexy too. With most girls it looks chavvy, but she pulls it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberduck Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Whilst we're on the subject of which hard house Dj (female!) would get a smashing, Kim Ayres isn't all that bad. She looked pretty nice at the BIC event. Anne Savage is by far nicer than Lashes though. Lashes is a bit of a unit (95% of which is contributed through her chest) and would probably squash you if she was on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 I've removed the really fat woman from your pic, nobody wants to see that! :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 Kim Ayres eh? Anything you want to tell us Uberdruck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberduck Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 The picture doesn't load.... What do youmean is there anything you want me to tell you? She's got a boyfriend anyway (I think). She's looked pretty cute in the pictures I've seen and lke I said, at Gods she looked pretty nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 i think Mr SImcut was hinting at this... how does he get his hair like that? :blackeye: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted April 21, 2007 Report Share Posted April 21, 2007 LOL dunno why img wasnt working earlier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 DJ Tatana used to look like someone I went out with at Uni - although she's a bit old now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 DJ Lucca is a bit of a Looka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Haze Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 I`d do Lashes without a shadow of a doubt! she has the dirty bitch look thats does it for me... And the bird on the freeform five "no more conversations" video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Haze Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 I`d do Lashes without a shadow of a doubt! she has the dirty bitch look thats does it for me... And the bird on the freeform five "no more conversations" video Another dirty bi atch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 Hmmf, I really really get annoyed by these female DJ's that show their tits. They get booked for that reason, not for their actual DJ'ing talent (Nicci Bellucci for example) Bloody annoys me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 Hmmf, I really really get annoyed by these female DJ's that show their tits. They get booked for that reason, not for their actual DJ'ing talent (Nicci Bellucci for example)Bloody annoys me...... ahh the power of a female. If someone wants to book me, i'll get my baps out...i dont lactate either...honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 I'll pass, thanks It's true though isn't it? gets on my bloody wick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberduck Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 There are loads of fit female DJ's too. Imagine going to Tidy where Kim Ayres (alright, stop going on about her..) and Savage were baring all. Jesus wept, I'm there. Charlotte Birch looks pretty dirty too. I had a copy of Mixmag or Ministry years ago where she was in a maid outfit doing some hoovering (obviously for the hard house 'hoovers & horns' connection). She looked a belter. have seen pictures where she looks a bit rough and ready though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Brown Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 Lisa Lashes isn't particularly attractive, but there is something about her that just gets my pulse going. In some photo's, she looks gorgeous, and then in others, she looks like a bit of a trout.She looks a right dirty bugger though don't you think? I wouldn't mind playing with her one's and two, and twiddling her EFX unit. I bet she's great with her Flanger..... So, if she showed you her EQ's, would you show her your twelve inches? (I know most of you have converted to 5 inches now, but I guess she might still be interested...). Would you connect your Line-out plug into her line-in socket? Very clever Briggsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 22, 2007 Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 Very clever Briggsy. alternatively, Briggsy could just point her in the direction of the "Your Setups" topic?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted April 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2007 Simcut has a point though. I know one female DJ that is awful - and got a gig one year based on her looks. Her boyfriend is one of the best DJ's ive ever heard, yet he's never played outside his own house. That would also explains why Seb Fontaine always gets booked. Crap DJ, but he has the biggest pair of boobs in the business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 23, 2007 Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Simcut has a point though. I know one female DJ that is awful - and got a gig one year based on her looks. Her boyfriend is one of the best DJ's ive ever heard, yet he's never played outside his own house. Tylor Leigh???? When i saw her a while back i guy ( who i presume to be her boyfriend ) was selecting all the tunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted April 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2007 Tylor Leigh???? When i saw her a while back i guy ( who i presume to be her boyfriend ) was selecting all the tunes. No no mate, its a mate and his girlfriend. Tylor Leigh is rather bland though. Seen her a couple of times now. She's average - nothing special at all. Out of two, i'd give her one. She did select her own tunes though :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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