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Hungover? Me?

Just had this conversation on msn with someone thats coming to "le party" tonight.

Jesus :( Its all true :(

Graham (I think....) says:

wish I could be arsed taking the decks down, and plugging 40,000 wires in

Graham (I think....) says:

might do one an hour, see you 12th march 2009

M - N - M A L says:

ahaha

Graham (I think....) says:

in fact, whit am I daeing lieng on my bed moaning, should be f***ing warming up the noo

M - N - M A L says:

ahahaha

M - N - M A L says:

that u should u auld bastert

Graham (I think....) says:

just f***ing cut my s*** there cos the door chapped.

f***ing Avon woman's at the door "NO, MY MAW'S NOT f***ING IN, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER f***ING MONDAY @ 5PM"

Graham (I think....) says:

"AND THE ONLY REASON YOU KEEP COMING BACK IS COS MY MAW BUYS STUFF OUT OF SYMPATHY, AS YOU MY DEAR, ARE A CREEPY OLD COW"

M - N - M A L says:

ahahaha

M - N - M A L says:

WWWAHAHAHAHHAHA

Graham (I think....) says:

I actually said creepy old witch, 'where's yer broomstick?!' "

Graham (I think....) says:

can you tell I'm kinda hungover

Graham (I think....) says:

f*** my maws goannae ruin me when spooky bitch reports back, I should move out before they get home

I'm still drunk :(

That poor woman :(

f*** sake :(

Och I'm off for 6 weeks, tae hell wae her :D

No Indian call centres today though, (gutted), that could have ended in a custodial sentance :D

Party at mine tonight, bring a friend. ( .... :( )

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I am fluent a scotish pish`d up texts,a good mate of mine is from Perth and turns into a Rab C Nesbit sound alike when he`s had a few so i fully understand what you going on about JM - if you lot think thats hard to work out the messages you wanna try having a converstaion with a p***`d up jock! :lol:

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