Briggsy Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 A man walks into a surgery, punches the doctor and says "You're a b*astard telling my wife she has a lovely f*nny*. The Doctor replies "No I didn't! I said she had acute angina!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Judge Mental Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water? The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK, OK" said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead. "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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