Moonman Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 with the summer impending, its that time of year for a snug vest. HOWEVER, armpit hair is not a god look. So, what do i do? do i trim and prevent it fom looking like spiders legs, or do i just get rid of it all? The latter looks tidy, but will itch like mad when it gets to the stubble stage. hmmm, what are the other fellas doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Dunno what fellas are doing but Armpit hair is rank, get rid of it. Trim it and them use IMMAC!! or Veet I think it's called these days, you'll get a smooth finish and no stubble regrowth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 My armpit hair is waaaay too long. I suggest you don't shave it all off cos of the stubble issue, but trim it down so its short. I'm thinking of trimming soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Yeah man, I can get you a good deal on a Sovereign trimmer at Homebase. Bargain The Flymo 'Pac-a-mo' is awesome too if you want to "cut the grass" as it were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I'm a hairy f***er and I hate it. I've even got hairs on my hairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I'm a rather hairy chappy. I'm starting to get what is close to being a carpet sample on my chest which I don't mind, but when it's in "different" areas it is a bit weird. Bit like Stig of the Dump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW- WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Get some cheap hair clippers and use those. ON EVERYTHING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Brown Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 My armpit hair is waaaay too long. I suggest you don't shave it all off cos of the stubble issue, but trim it down so its short. I'm thinking of trimming soon. That's a good idea! Personally l don't like overgrown armpit air but "trimmed down" armpits are, imo, acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 :ill: to BODY HAIR and to Veins and :ill: to anything wet and body related!! WET HAIRY BITS ARE EVEN WORSE!!! :ill: :ill: :ill: I wish the people on Grand designs would F**K OFF!!! Basta*ds. What kinda world do they live in FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 the thing with armpit hair though, is it is very manly, very primate. I want that (h)air of manliness too, so i may trim and take it from their. Log armpit hair just remind me of the topless fugitives that always seem to be on Cops. I thankfully am not that hirsuit. I have lot of hai on my bonce, a bit on the chest and thats about it. One thing i would hate though, is a hairy back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Brown Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I thankfully am not that hirsuit. I have lot of hai on my bonce, a bit on the chest and thats about it. One thing i would hate though, is a hairy back. Yuk to hairy backs :confused: Why don't you like Grand Designs, l think its great! However have to say that l wouldn't want to live in any of the structures featured on the show, but admire their guts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 OMG :ill: It's not manly btw, it's more MONKEY than manly. In fact Tarzan didn't have a hairy chest!! WAX IT!! You'll get more Blow jobs if you are hair free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Hairy backs are sick. My dad has no leg hair and no eyebrows because of a hilarious fire incident. The bonfire wouldn't light, so he covered it in petrol and was engulfed in flames the moment the match got remotely close to the bonfire itself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Yeah f***ing hilarious, I bet he was wetting himself with laughter! My mum used to light our gas fire by turning it on full and throwing a match at it, one day it boomed so big that her hair caught fire. My sister and I used to set fire to stuff all the time :S But even we wouldn't laugh at our dads being engulfed in flames. Had a DISPLAY firework go off in a crowd of kids once after I'd lit it, and I will never light another fire again! Stick with beard trimmers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Hairy backs are sick. What are you doing meeting girls with hairy backs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kml Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Use an electric shaver on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kml Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 OMG :ill: It's not manly btw, it's more MONKEY than manly. In fact Tarzan didn't have a hairy chest!! WAX IT!! You'll get more Blow jobs if you are hair free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 What are you doing meeting girls with hairy backs? Deep down I have a fetish for hairy women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 even we wouldn't laugh at our dads being engulfed in flames Thing is when my brother, my dad, and me are together ... we aren't a serious bunch. We just laugh at things, and in this particular instance it was like 'woah that was close!'. My dad cut deeply into his foot using a circular saw a few years ago, and although that was actually very serious we all laughed when he asked my brother for some paper towel, and my brother came back with two squares of kitchen roll - "we might need more than that!" In the words of Steven K Amos, "find the funnies folks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kml Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Inflammable means flammable! What a country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonman Posted April 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 Deep down I have a fetish for hairy women Simon, you dont like the sort of women whereby, when kissing them would be like kissing Yo Samety Sam...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kml Posted April 29, 2009 Report Share Posted April 29, 2009 I think if i put a wig on a speak your weight machine Simon would be happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted April 30, 2009 Report Share Posted April 30, 2009 "find the funnies folks" No it's "Nowt as queer as...." and I was joking when I mentioned laughing at ya dad, I gathered it wouldn't have been an horrific accident when you wrote it. Still that's one way of removing all your unwanted body hair aint it! oh yeah and LOL at kml.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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