bigsteve Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 What's happened to them :?: Not heard one in ages :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aza Posted December 5, 2005 Report Share Posted December 5, 2005 We've done a thread on this havnt we? But yeh mate, think he's ran out of similies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 There's no thread on here about his lines! There was always one a the beginning of his half hour friday night mix, without fail, often dubiously linking something from current affairs :roll: My favourite line which isn't a one-liner but it's still funny was when he was asking people for their shouts - he meant to say we wanna know "what you're doing, and who you're doing it with" in the clubs tonight but instead came out with: "That's right, we want to know who you're doing... [long pause] ...and what you're doing it with. Or something like that anyway." haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted December 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Aza, you're right, there was a thread about his one-liners somewhere. Can't find it tho Remember we were talking about how Jules stumbled 2 words together and came out with 'sh*t' or somehting :? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 maybe it was on the old board?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted December 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 Yeah, thats what I'm thinking Bring back the JJArchive forum archive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirddrive Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 I think it was on that old board. I remember some of his friday night ones: "Cracking like the whip of a dominatrix, 97-99 Fm radio 1 in the mix" - Im not joking "A caustic couldron of top tunes in the mix on Radio 1" (on top of the break in Sunset on Ibiza) Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted December 7, 2005 Report Share Posted December 7, 2005 I remember loads, notably "A raft of roof-raising tunes to rip it up on Radio 1" "Radio 1 on a Friday night - blistering like paint STRIPPA!" "If you like ya beats mixed up, mashed up and generally screwed up, then here we go for 30 minutes uninterrupted in the mix." and my person fav: "Radio 1 supplying tunes more banging... than the Viagra Clinical Testing Programme" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aza Posted December 8, 2005 Report Share Posted December 8, 2005 We may aswell pursure this thread! "Ripping It Up like A discarded betting slip" "A tune more talked about than where Justin Timberlake had his hand at the Brits". "A tune more interesting that Winona Ryders shopping bag" (when she got caught shop lifting "maximum speaker devastation and sonic penetration" and Radio 1 on A saturday night "always dramatic, never amateur!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted December 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 There was at least one this week: "Raising the stakes with 2 hours of rare tuneage" 8-) (About 1 hour, 13 mins through) Glad to see they're back 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissie Brown Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Another one this week was "Flatter than a LCD TV" or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted December 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 He must have read this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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