Neuro Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Someone posted this on another board. Might waste a good amount of time for people like Steve who have no work to do! :wink: http://www.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Someone posted this on another board.Might waste a good amount of time for people like Steve who have no work to do! :wink: http://www.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php What are you inferring here? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted January 21, 2006 Report Share Posted January 21, 2006 Thats from the FHM friday email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffy Burrows Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Well I found the following: Kiss each other = They f***ing do Massage = Middle one rubs herself Cum = The middle one fakes an orgasm f*** = They get in the back of the car throw some clothing out and rock the car about. Wash the car = They rub it with some sponges Topless = Some bloke comes on with a mag and trys it on with them. Vibrator = Middle one jingles her jangles Camel Toe = Middle one gives the other 2 a wedgy to produce camels toes Phone number = Middle one writes in your dreams on a card Lick = They all suck a finger Run = They run off screen and back again making theeir jubblies wobble Strip = The one on the far right gets down to her underwear and does a little dance. This was the best since kiss. Drink = They all get pissed Fight = They pull the middle one about a bit Rub = They put on bikinis and rub oil on each other. Mint. Dance = They dance then the middle one starts bashing out the shapes like David Brent Cliffy Burrows = They get in the car drive round mine and party like it's 1999 Spank = The middle one gets spanked by the other 2 Bitch = They pant like a dog One for the lads = 2 blokes come on and hold a bar why the gilrs do limbo dancing Blow Job = They suck bananas. Oh my lord. Punch = The middle one goes mad Dildo = They having none of it Slag = They give you the finger You want me = They dance a little Legs = The middle one washes the car while the other 2 wash her legs. Wax = They wax the car in their underwear. Oh yes. Polish = They polish the car in their underwear whilst wobbling their bottoms. Ohhhhhhhh yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Yeah I typed 'F**K Off' and I thought they djust bugger of but no the bouncing about in the car happened! Cliffy Burrows = They get in the car drive round mine and party like it's 1999 hmm really!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjorn Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 yeah i got this in the FHM email, good stuff, i got bored after 5 mins and only getting a kiss and a dance, haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 They shake their heads-saying no to Cliffy Burrows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Tripe= middle on walks towards and trips up. Die=a giant foot comes down and squashes them. Clean= same as wash the car Stroke Pussy-they get a cuddly toy cat out of the boot(front of the car) and stroke it Cry=midle one pretends to cry tother two comfort her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Well I found the following:Kiss each other = They f****** do Massage = Middle one rubs herself Cum = The middle one fakes an orgasm f*** = They get in the back of the car throw some clothing out and rock the car about. Wash the car = They rub it with some sponges Topless = Some bloke comes on with a mag and trys it on with them. Vibrator = Middle one jingles her jangles Camel Toe = Middle one gives the other 2 a wedgy to produce camels toes Phone number = Middle one writes in your dreams on a card Lick = They all suck a finger Run = They run off screen and back again making theeir jubblies wobble Strip = The one on the far right gets down to her underwear and does a little dance. This was the best since kiss. Drink = They all get pissed Fight = They pull the middle one about a bit Rub = They put on bikinis and rub oil on each other. Mint. Dance = They dance then the middle one starts bashing out the shapes like David Brent Cliffy Burrows = They get in the car drive round mine and party like it's 1999 Spank = The middle one gets spanked by the other 2 Bitch = They pant like a dog One for the lads = 2 blokes come on and hold a bar why the gilrs do limbo dancing Blow Job = They suck bananas. Oh my lord. Punch = The middle one goes mad Dildo = They having none of it Slag = They give you the finger You want me = They dance a little Legs = The middle one washes the car while the other 2 wash her legs. Wax = They wax the car in their underwear. Oh yes. Polish = They polish the car in their underwear whilst wobbling their bottoms. Ohhhhhhhh yes. Been busy :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakey Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 this was in the holy moly mailout aswell. Hours of fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noff Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 this is fking class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffy Burrows Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 They shake their heads-saying no to Cliffy Burrows! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffy Burrows Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 Well I found the following:Kiss each other = They f****** do Massage = Middle one rubs herself Cum = The middle one fakes an orgasm f*** = They get in the back of the car throw some clothing out and rock the car about. Wash the car = They rub it with some sponges Topless = Some bloke comes on with a mag and trys it on with them. Vibrator = Middle one jingles her jangles Camel Toe = Middle one gives the other 2 a wedgy to produce camels toes Phone number = Middle one writes in your dreams on a card Lick = They all suck a finger Run = They run off screen and back again making theeir jubblies wobble Strip = The one on the far right gets down to her underwear and does a little dance. This was the best since kiss. Drink = They all get pissed Fight = They pull the middle one about a bit Rub = They put on bikinis and rub oil on each other. Mint. Dance = They dance then the middle one starts bashing out the shapes like David Brent Cliffy Burrows = They get in the car drive round mine and party like it's 1999 Spank = The middle one gets spanked by the other 2 Bitch = They pant like a dog One for the lads = 2 blokes come on and hold a bar why the gilrs do limbo dancing Blow Job = They suck bananas. Oh my lord. Punch = The middle one goes mad Dildo = They having none of it Slag = They give you the finger You want me = They dance a little Legs = The middle one washes the car while the other 2 wash her legs. Wax = They wax the car in their underwear. Oh yes. Polish = They polish the car in their underwear whilst wobbling their bottoms. Ohhhhhhhh yes. Been busy :wink: lol it was a hard job but someone had to do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neuro Posted January 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 I tried these... apologies if I repeated any of Cliffy's heroic efforts (btw lol at "Cliffy Burrows = They get in the car drive round mine and party like it's 1999" - if only! ) Change a tyre = right blonde tries to pull a wheel off, can't, so kicks it Bra = right blonde goes to the camera and takes off her top Shoot = middle blonde does a photoshoot for camera Photo = left blonde does a photoshoot for camera Football = they play with an inflatable ball. Sponsored by Oakley's maybe? :smirk: Play = 2 blondes tickle the middle one Whip = they all wave Wet = Change into thongs + T-shirts, random guy appears with watering can and pours water over them, the winner of the wet T-shirt comp gets a medal Car wash = a change of underwear and a token attempt at washing the car with sponges Break = middle blonde shouts abuse and is pulled away as she punches the camera Threesome = they all get together and jiggle Party = A lame disco commences upon which the middle one does a crap dance Ass = all 3 go to camera and, present their thongs from behind Do some housework = they lean on the bonnet and shake their stuff Naked = middle one comes on, takes off her bra, and squirts cream over her chest Hammer = they retrieve inflatable hammers and thrash the car, Basil Fawlty style Gymnastics = They come on barefoot and make a shape Peter North = (no result) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonB Posted January 23, 2006 Report Share Posted January 23, 2006 I gotta try some of those now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 This is great, I'm having much fun with this.... I think Chrissie would enjoy it, no? (I noticed she hasn't posted any comment in this thread yet) :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aza Posted February 2, 2006 Report Share Posted February 2, 2006 LOL! 8-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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