FuzzY-LogiC Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 burien: I really respect that you speak so many different languages, especially german.. it's always been hard for me to learn that, and I still haven't got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 You have an accent don't ya FuzzY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Oh yeah checking out my profile eh! ? LOL I'm 34 I think! Maybe? Or a year either side can't remember! Noooooo, Simon told me.......... You think you're 34?! That'll be the Alzheimers kicking in..... lol. I was kidding anyway. I'm 30 really. (I think - perhaps a year either side, I can't remember!) Anyway, enough of this now. People will start getting the wrong end of the stick. I was only winding you and Simon up cos i'm bored lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Well, i've got a Coventry accent (although I can do a good impressions of Mr Bean and also Mr Mann out of Little Britain - so i'm versatile) and as for flooring - well, i've got three boxes of Beech laminate in the shed left over from when I did mine in the summer. Its yours in exchange for an Oxo for tomorrows sunday dinner? Beat that Simon, biatch!! Well I have a farmers accent (carrot cruncher ya'know). I have a selection of fireworks and BP gas bottles round the back of my Homebase branch, and everything inside on offer as well. Its yours for a crispy bacon butty for dinner and a bag of chips with a jumbo sausage (roll on the jokes) for tea. Awwwww yeaaaaya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 (edited) What people? What stick? I'm not wound up. Are you Simon? I love my accent! I do the best staff announcements on the tannoy. You'd like them! Edited January 3, 2009 by Number 2 fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Blimey you answered that before my page came up after my reply! You some sorta speed typer! My fingers are in immense pain from typing, but I love you all too much to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 What people? What stick?I'm not wound up. Are you Simon? I love my accent! I do the best staff announcements on the tannoy. You'd like them! I'm rather entertained, makes a change from all the stress I had over the past 24 hours lol. I don't dare touch the tannoy incase of mucking it up ... and I want a job in radio (pfffft) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 awwwwwwww I have to go now, I have been here for ages, I didn't realise what the time was, but I go away cheerful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Well I have a farmers accent (carrot cruncher ya'know). I have a selection of fireworks and BP gas bottles round the back of my Homebase branch, and everything inside on offer as well. Its yours for a crispy bacon butty for dinner and a bag of chips with a jumbo sausage (roll on the jokes) for tea.Awwwww yeaaaaya There you go number 2 fan - he's a farmer! Its no good going on a date with him - by the time he gets down to your house on his tractor, two weeks will have passed and that laminate flooring he's bringing down with him will have started to rot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 "Me and my JCB" I do have a barn fully equipped with hay and a glamourous lady though ... so you can take Number 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 You sound jealous Briggsy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 and I want a job in radio (pfffft) haha I can hear you now in your farmer accent! "Oooh aarrrrr listeners, you be listening to Farmyard FM. We have some travel news to report. First orf, the A52 is congested between Boston and Skegness due to cows on the road. Meanwhile, the A16 is running slow in both directions due to a tractor overtaking a combine harvester. Now, back to more great music with Chas & Dave - "I am a cider drinker" before the dance show kicks orf at 6pm with todays special guest, Simon Cow-Patterson, sorry, Patterson". OOooh arrrrrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 You sound jealous Briggsy? I am - i've always wanted to date a Farmer girl so that we could have a baby together and call it Massey Ferguson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Youtube Video -> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 (edited) Youtube Video -> OMG! The bloke on the back row on the right hand side - I wondered what happened to Uncle Albert out of Only Fools & Horses - or is it Jason B after he's dyed his beard and hair white? Edited January 3, 2009 by Briggsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 haha I can hear you now in your farmer accent!"Oooh aarrrrr listeners, you be listening to Farmyard FM. We have some travel news to report. First orf, the A52 is congested between Boston and Skegness due to cows on the road. Meanwhile, the A16 is running slow in both directions due to a tractor overtaking a combine harvester. Now, back to more great music with Chas & Dave - "I am a cider drinker" before the dance show kicks orf at 6pm with todays special guest, Simon Cow-Patterson, sorry, Patterson". OOooh arrrrrrr. Can get some of Westwoods gun shot noises for the added farmer effect :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briggsy Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 Can get some of Westwoods gun shot noises for the added farmer effect :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzY-LogiC Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 You have an accent don't ya FuzzY? Yes, I have a danish accent when around Danes, but I tend to absorb other people abilities accent when I'm around foreigners talking English. Fx. when speaking English with German friends, I tend to catch their German accent.. it's kinda hilarious sometimes because I'm not always aware of it and ppl sometimes mentions it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simcut Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Burien nobody thinks you are gay Germans ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirddrive Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 (edited) This is my favourite thread of the year so far Me gusta... Edited January 4, 2009 by thirddrive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 (edited) Mr Mann appeals to you though? lol Ha ha I don't get this remark?? Please explain? Re: Fuzzy's reply, I also suffer with that accent thing, if I'm around my c**kney friends or my Aussie cousin I slip into that, if I'm around Pikeys I talk like one, and if I'm at work or on the phone I sound Lurvley! Same as when I reply to Burien on here I almost feel like I should write in his accent like he does! Cool! Hey where has he gone? Edited January 4, 2009 by Number 2 fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonross46 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 if I'm around Pikeys I talk like one " D'ya like dags? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quadrant Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Burien, I think you are awesome. I invite you to my January medieval banquet!!! Everyone else, may you throw yourselves over the crystal lamb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number2Fan Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 (edited) Do you know the bit in Snatch where Brad Pitt is a pikey, that's how they talk round here. Quite a skill to talk like that, and there's no way I could translate it into text! Youtube Video -> Check it out from 1 min 56 secs in....That's the bit I mean! Oh yeah and sorry just realised that's what you was getting at!!! Ha ha I am blonde you know! Edited January 4, 2009 by Number 2 fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberduck Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 This is my favourite thread of the year so far How on earth can a thread about 'Jules Old Days 2001' end up in conversation about gay Germans and countryside Westwood's? Pimp my tractor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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