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Briggsy. You're talking f****** bollocks. You say that you think that Cheese thinks that the Government/taxpayer owes her something. Cheese is a f****** taxpayer. And! Yes the f****** Government do owe us all something. They are not there to talk bullshit in the Commons all day. They've been given a position of trust. They promised a lot - what's new - but now they should be delivering on their promises. They don't get paid for talking Shite. They are now in control. They've got to do REAL things, and not just be bastard conservitives. People are suffering, and the economy hasn't improved at all. Maybe the conservitive government are looking out most for who they alway's look out for.

One thing I'd like to know! Why does everyone seem to accept that because someone earns more money that they necessarily work harder than someone who earns less money. That is f****** total bollocks. Does Someone who earns £200,0000 work 100 times harder than someone who earns £20,000? Are they 100 times more intelligent? Are they a 100 times a better person? There are a lot more people who earn into the hundreds of thousands than you would think. There are a lot more people who earn into the millions than you'd think. Am I jealous of them? No! The caviar and champagne would stick in my throat when I know that fellow human beings are living in poverty. But the rich and powerful can do pretty well much as they like. Those who aspire to that, or are even happy with less - the ever present middle class - uphold the system. Mainly to preserve their lifestyle, though it underpinns the continued existance of the rich and powerful. The middle class also contain and control the working class. Essentially to again preserve their lifestyle. The working class accept their lot. People think that is just naturally the way things are. It's the way things have always seemed to be. In Victorian times match stick girls - girls of 11 or 12 or 13 sold match sticks - and their bodies. That was the way things were. People accepted it. What will people not accept?? People just mostly want a happy life. If not a happy life then a comfortable life. If not a comfortable life then a bearable life. If not a bearable life then just life. But open your eyes. See the World as it is. You have your we place in the World, and you want to hold on to it, and maybe make it better. But don't be so f****** stupid as to believe that those who earn more or have more money work harder, or in some way deserve it. Within limits, that is true. But in Britain, as in many other Countries there is way to much out of those limits of decency and humanity.

I don't really get why people talk about politics - everyone has their own views and beliefs - or the economy. It's like discussing the weather. If it rains it rains. If it's sunny it's sunny. There's f*** all we can do about it. But maybe some people need to ventilate their feelings. For some it's maybe an opportunity to show of how smart - they think - they are. For some it's an opportunity to mouth off. But who the f*** is mouthing that Cheese is jealous of those more well of, or has a chip on her shoulder, or is ungrateful for her 'comfortable' life. Don't answer. I f****** know who. Show me one f****** quote of anything that Cheese has said that supports that view! Or! Shut the f*** up! And! If you've got any balls apologize! Who knows what stress and strain and anxiety Cheese is feeling in her life because of the present economic conditions. f****** nobody! Except Cheese. Neuro once said to me that this was a friendly community. Where is the f****** community spirit with those who are picking on Cheese. SHAME on you. Where's you'r f****** head at. Get your f****** minds right! Do you only care about yourselves, and if everything is good for you. That is the way animals behave. In fact they will sometimes behave better than that.

Simcut! What is your obsession with Topics Man? Why don't you get a nice girl and feel her up a bit. Might distract you a bit from your total obsession with topics. It is probably unique to humans that we can think laterally. Topics surely don't have to follow on track as a train runs on tracks. Humans, after millions of years evolution can think outside the box. No offence meant Man. I have got no bad vibes towards you at all. Maybe you know me well enough to know that if I did, I would let you know. Chill Simcut

the joke. You're back again trying to lick members of the board. Do you really like licking members that much. Guess so. But I've decided that I'm going to leave you alone. You are a needy person. It would not be right for me to bust your we balls. Though as to pimping L 1 on the street? I could give you a bit of a smack, and sell your ass on the street for 1 penny a go. That's all you're really worth I'm afraid. It would only be old pissed out of their heads dirty old tramps and kiddy fiddler's that would be interested in you. But I think you'd take to it like a duck to water. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Oh f***. You're so funny. I shouldn't really laugh. It must be hard for you having a personality disorder. Though you don't know you have one. Limited understanding. Is sad really. But! It Is So f****** Funny!

Is the other thread especially for me because I am special, or because you think I have special needs I'm sure this thread will pick up again once a Mad Bad Bastard - me - has moved on and left everyone in peace

Ah Cheese. Do you see how, once I leave the thread it dies. Though some f***er will probabaly post on here just to try and prove me wrong. But guess what? To f****** late! Would be interested to know though Cheese. Did you ever hear anything interesting when you and your friends played records backwards? If you read my posts backwards there is a subliminal message, that you won't conciously understand. But will help you open your mind, and understand that I am The Closen One. But really, I think you already know that. Ignorance is bliss. But don't fear knowledge

Cheese. I know that you are frustrated, and angry and am sure you often feel very depressed by the economic mess this Country is in, and the effect that has on your quality of life, and your childrenss lives. We are going through a period of what is referred to as Austerity. Whatever it's called doesn't make it any easier. It really bites for many people. But for many it doesn't really affect them that much. Is always the way. During the 11 World War, and for some time afterwards there was a period of Austerity. The people of this Country, had to make great changes in their lifestyle. When I say the people I'm really saying the less well of, the working Class. But they had no choice. They adapted. Adapt and thrive. Sometimes it's only adapt and survive. But it's amazing adaptable the human race is. I am totally anti conservative party and always will be. But they have been elected to power and so it's down to them to try to get this Country out of the mess it is in. Possibly it could be done an easier way. But then I think it most likely take longer. I would prefer that it didn't take longer. Though it doesn't seem that the conservatives are making much progress. Their policies will always favour big business and the more wealthy in society. But we are stuck with them for the moment. You have a job. Many have lost their job. You have a home to live in. In the 11 World War many lost their homes, and many more lost their lives or their loved ones. At that time all people had was a radio to listen to. You, and your children have a colour television to watch. In fact they didn't have many of the things we take for granted. A washing machine for example. How can anyone live without a washing machine. Their lives were much harder than the lives most people live today. I think you are resourseful Cheese. But I think you worry to much. You are busy on your computer every day. That is something I think you really like doing. Think what it would be like to have lived through the 40's and 50's. Look at the Great Depression in America. Millions of men walked the streets looking for work, and survived on soup kitchens. First you have to accept how things are - you can't change it. Then you get on with the hard and risky business of being alive. If life is ever good, that's a bonus. The reality is that life is hard. 24,000 children die each day in the Third World because of malnutrition - starvation - or from drinking water which is brown and carrying many unpleasant diseases, which cause very unpleasant and painful deaths. Many of the children who die from starvation never know anything than pain. The mothers can only hold them in their arms and watch them die. As I have said. I think you are resourseful. But you do worry to much. There are a lot of things to worry about. But if you split up life week by week and then month by month time will pass. Maybe things will get better, maybe they won't. But you have to think how to live it the best way you can and if necessary adapt. You only get one life - good or bad - so do what you can to make it as good as you can. Ventilating - which is what I think you were doing in your Topic the Con - Dem National - can help. Wish some of the guys had been a bit more supportive. In fact I had words to say on that Topic. But I didn't, as you've said to me you're a big girl and can look after yourself. Which I certainly believe you can. But thinking about it might say a word or two. Think of all the things you have which are good

I knew it could not be rectified. But Cheese. You'll be on my ass like nobody else. The text f***** me over like it often does. Why? Because I'm the Chosen One. A Living God, has those who try to try to feel disbelieve, though I never try to create believe. f****** predictive text though if I chose I could? Do anything! Including sorting out predictive text. Is late Goodnite. Sweet dreams. I'm going to give them to you if you can't find them. They are only a little way away Cheese. Sorry. I've sort of lost myself. I like to loose myself sometimes. But not to much

f*** Tom. Don't talk about the Winter Man. We're only getting into it Man. I think this Country is f***** for the moment.. But it's home. Summer is shite. But surelyit the Winter can be basebacle - Cheese willl be on my ass, because my spelling is wrong. Everybody can spell wrong and Cheese say's nothing. But I put one letter wrong and she's totally on my ass. Total proof that she loves me.

Jason. You are Zool? I've heard the name. Cheese is the Gatekeeper. We come together - so to speak. But I am the Chosen One! A Living God! I have the key to open any gate! What are you both saying? That's silly talk! Nobody ever told me I was being silly when I said I was The Chosen One. A Living God. But! Nobody told me that I was being silly. They rationalized it as not worth saying. But in reality? They unconsiously feared the Wrath of the Chosen One! A Living God. Only Tom dared to challenge me. With a picture of his dad in his dressing gown. I forgave him. Thinking about it, Jason, you could be Zool. Cheese, you could be the Gatekeeper. My apologies. Though as the Chosen One. A Living God I have no fear. I fear nothing. Except women - who have been created to cause trouble and strife and unhappiness for Men. You know why you were created Cheese! Though you may not be one of those women, as your manner imply's. So we'll see how it play's out. But the Chosen One will always prevail. Let's hope that Tom doesn't intervene. Then? Armageddon. But I'm ready to take anyone one - as a fiend - I meant as a friend. As I've said, I don't look for friends, I don't look for enemy's. Zool! You are the keymaster. Might have fooled around with Cheese. But! I am the Chosen One! Cheese is my gatekeeper! Are you two a little crazy? Oh we never will survive, unless we get a little bit craaaazy! I am a little crazy. But only for fun Though I am totally serious. Or am I? Or am I not? Don't worry Cheese it will get better in time - the economy. You will get through it and come out the other side. Maybe a bit battered, and bruised. But you will come through it! Having children to look after is an immense responsibility. But though you might feel alone in an immense sea, that the waves are getting higher and higher. You are not alone! I think times will be hard for a while. Why the f*** does that have to happen at the worst time it could seem to happen. But is the nature of things that things will get better in time

Cheese. I did show you the due respect of replying. But app closed, and all was lost. My phone that's probably at fault. But have had a very long day. It does sometimes take it out of you. Not you, but me. So I guess I should have said me See you're still posting like crazy. I am the Chosen One. A Living God. You don't believe in God. Neither do I, I sort of wish I could. But I can't. As to who chooses the Chosen One? The Chosen One chooses the Chosen One

By the way. Do you know that I was the best speller at my Primary School - where they are interested in that sort of thing. But I lost interest in that when I became The Chosen One. Only kidding Cheese. I thank you for caring. Not many people care that much about things, or anybody, these days. But some people still have love in their heart!

I am thinking Cheese. But in fact I don't really need to think very much re myself. I know all there is pretty well to know that is known about ADHD. That probably sounds arrogant. But I also know what is not known about ADHD. So I don't know everything, by any means. But! I don't have ADHD. I like an adrenaline high. I like to take it close to the edge. I laugh my bollocks of when I get a witty and sharp reply to my posts. You are the most deadly sharp in your verbal reply's - women have innately greater verbal skills than men. Tom is innately the greater in his visual reply's - men are more oriented to the visual than the verbal. Nobody else, except you and Tom seem up for a bit of sparring - in a most friendly way on my part. Though I've only played easy, and maybe I should stop playing at all. Tom can take it and is deadly with his responses. But maybe many, or most of the JJA Board are not into it. I will not ruin it for them. Tom is to deadly with his visuals. I can match them in my mind. But can the JJA manage to do what I want? Tom seems to know how to make it. But I can't at the moment. As to the 18 year old lad that you're looking out for? Is something I am not at all surprised you would do. I kind of know you Cheese. But! Be aware. That Schizophrenia - a mental illness - that requires Psychiatric treatment - is most prevelent in late teens and early twenty's. Also. A personality disorder is virtually untreatable after the age of around 16 - when the personality is virtually formed. So I have immense respect for the help you are trying to give. But maybe the best way that you can help that young guy is to encourage him to seek professional help. Is not an easy thing I know. The treatment he might be given might not be as good as it should be. But it might? be for the best. Nobody want's to take it that stage further. But sometimes it will in time go that one stage further. Is it better now? Or later, when things are worse. My very best wishes and love to you Cheese. Len

Was continuing in my reply. But got taken back so to speak. Can't write it all again. Cheese. You are suitably chastized, or you're deep in fantasy. Tom. Your post was a work of genius Man. I totally laughed my bollocks of when I saw it. I have to have respect for it. Unlike Quadrant, I don't love you! And! I never will! You'll just have to live with that Man. Had a response to your post. Was intricate. But it's lost. If I tried it again, probably it would be out of time. You have to strike back fast! Though for me it's just good fun. I like your vibe Man. Simcut. The Topic! I remember it as a fairly nice chocolate bar. But I don't know if they are still in the shops. Am sorry if they're not. Am sure you miss them. Twirls are quite nice though with a glass of milk By the way! I am The Chosen One. A Living God. Don't think everyone has faith in me yet. But I'm not here looking for believers. I'm here to decide the fate of mankind. You are a pretty sensible guy. Am I mad? Maybe I shouldn't kid around so much? But it's fun for me. Not intended to hurt or disturb anybody. I think you all can take it. You're grown men and woman. But everything is pretty calm and reasonable on the JJA. I like living on the edge. But I don't want to upset anyone who doesn't. I don't look for friends. I don't look for enemy's.

See that Cheese has been suitably chastised, and unlike most of the girls I've met has not got anything to say. Though you've probably lost interest Cheese since Simcut stuck his bake in. Or maybe you don't want a good spanking? Or! Maybe you do! I've met a few girls who do! Cheese. For future reference! I know how to delete a post. But I was a bit pissed at the time, and seemed to have become a bit forgetful. Tom. Your post was deadly Man! Sharper than the sharpest razor. Much respect Man! I love to come across people who are as sharp and deadly with their wit as you. Obviously I don't mean litterly come across you Tom. I like the hot babes, with a winning personality. You may be a very good looking guy. But! I just like the female of the species - though they are an absolutely bloody torture! Cheese for example! Got a phone call.

Cheese. Replied to your post on Sunday night. But bloody phone took me back to internet, and when I got myself back to topic all was lost. I mostly don't get tired until I want to get tired. But am very tired tonight. So all I have to say is . Will be having strong words with you young Lady, and might have to put you across my knee and spank your bottom! Will have to talk to you Simcut about my 'randomness'. Though I will be friendly and reasonable in my manner.

Am not out Clubbing as a friend is not well, so didn't really feel like it. But I'm totally sure that she will be fine. Have to hold my hands up again Cheese. This smart?? phone spells damn as damm. Didn't notice. In fact running through all the available words it doesn't have Damn as an option. Have to tap it in. I like using predictive text, and don't like using tap in at all. Very soon I'm going to throw this phone into outer space at the speed of light, and maybe some aliens can work on it and make it behave. You are on my tail Cheese. I can't make a move and you are on me - so to speak. How come when Jason said somebody should have a polite word with these to - referring to myself and the joke - you didn't say anything? They say, you always hurt the most the ones you love

Just thought it right to say, that though you generally don't seem as with it on visuals you certainly are totally with it on verbal. Looked at your topic the Con Dem Nation. They always say never discuss politics or religion. So though I was tempted I never posted on that topic. Think that you are right in most of what you say if! we lived in an ideal World - or even a better World. But we live in the World we live in how it is. Whatever anyone feels, or says, tough measures have to be taken to try to get us out of the very deep hole we are in. As is always the case, the less well off will feel it a lot more than the more well off. That's always been the way. Maybe that always will be the way. I hope that things will change in time. Hope Springs Eternal

Seemed like the first post I wrote didn't post - using this bloody smart phone which is as smart as a block of wood - though who really knows, blocks of wood could be really smart. So wrote another post very much along the same lines. Honestly I'm not really crazy. But I am sort of crazy - but in a nice way:) You are savy. I think you will know Cheese. You mentioned that you were not available. In truth I am not available. I like to play, and I like banter, and I like to see who can talk more bollocks than me. Doo't think anyone can. Quadrant has his very good moments, and he is very good with his visuals, which I've enjoyed immensely. Tom has been absolutely sharp as a razor with his visuals, and very funny. I haven't worked out how to embedd music or visuals yet. You said you would tell me. But you never did. Women

Cheese. Though I have seen that you are very quick witted, and can have a cryptic sense of humour - which most people usually don't get - and much more! But your mind cannot comprehend that you are actually! talking to The Chosen One! A Living God! The fate of mankind rests upon me. That's not really important really. I'll decide some time. But I am also immensely handsome. That Is a burden. So many women want me, and I only have an interest in a few of them. But I have to live with that. I have said that I accept you are a human dictionary. But however I spell things is the correct way to spell them. Whatever I do is the right thing to do. You probably can't understand that. But if you get a good dictionary, or maybe google it thoroughly you will find that I have spelt damm correctly! If you come to the conclusion that I have not spelt it properly please tell me how it should be spelt People shouldn't really disagree with The Chosen One Cheese. It's not really the way things should be. But because it is you it's ok. I will forgive you anything. Except!! You messing around with other men. Which I'm sure you wouldn't do.

Cheese. Do you not understand that I am The Chosen One. A Living God. The fate of mankind rests upon me! However I spell a word is right! Whatever I do is right! You have said you are a human dictionary, and I have agreed with that - only to try to get into your knickers. I command thee to forget that last bit I said. But get out the best dictionary you have, or google it, and you will find that I have spelt damm correctly - in mere mortal terms. No apology necessary. I am a forgiving God

Apple are bad. They always tie you in to this or that, and are money grabbing bastards, not that Microsoft aren't. As far as I know battery life is not great on I phones - but I can't in all honesty tell you which smart phone has a reasonable battery life. I'm looking around to upgrade myself Neuro. Any advice to Neuro would be appreciated by myself. But so far very few smart phones have been referred to. Some android phones that I have looked at seem to be ok, eg. the Galaxy S. But I know that there are some good phones due out over the next few months. I'm sort of tired waiting for them, and then they turn out to be rubbish. I am sort of tempted to get an I phone 4. Though my instinct says no. But Cheese say's get an I phone 4. If I get an I phone 4 and am not very very impressed by it then I will not love you anymore Cheese! Actually, I would forgive you. But is there anyone out there who can give sound and reliable advice? I don't want to settle for second best. In fact I'm going to ask Jason - who is a master googler and oracle. Though he's still only a mere mortal.

AAHHH. Somebody knows they've been caught out i'll not hold it against you though - so to speak if you get rid of that terrible picture. Ok I know you're a girlie - still trying to work out your age - but Please!!! Have mercy on the male member's of the board. That sounds rude. But it honestly wasn't meant to be I think I'm going to get into big trouble. Trouble is my middle name. I'm a mean eyed mountain jack. Actually I'm really a very nice guy. But don't tell anyone. Don't want to loose my reputation for being Mad and Bad. Though I'm not here to upset anyone on the JJA.

Jason. Your post 'lies' refers to Cheese saying she wasn't beautiful. I think maybe she is a hot babe, and doing what hot babes do, which is to sometimes tell porky pies. But I assure you Cheese that I am not the kind of guy who get's any kind of kick out verbal banter. I need that Human Touch. You and me. We were the pretenders. But we let it all slip away. But in the end what you don't surrender. The World just Strips away. I'll say only One time to anyone that knows me, or who gives a damm. That I am The Chosen One. A Living God. Actually. Meant to say I'm not crazy, or out to upset anyone. Haven't found the JJA very exciting recently. Though maybe that's how you like it. I can understand that.