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Simcut. I think when you say far to random you maybe mean far to crazy. I think that you are a lot more conservative than I am. Everybody is different. You are you, and I am me. Though you've said that you do have a sense of humour I think you're a lot more serious than I am. To you some, or all of the things I say are bizarre. To me they are sort of surreal. Cheese, and some of the guys are up for a bit of banter. But if I offended Cheese - something which I would never intend to do - then Cheese is a big girl and would soon let me know. And! I would listen up good. You've said that you don't hold grudges. I now accept that. I certainly hold no grudge against you. You have said that you have the opinion - which is totally your right - that the things I say are just too 'out there'. I think that maybe makes you uncomfortable. But to me it's just a bit of fun. I think you have to have a bit of fun along the way I will listen, and consider whatever you have to say Simcut. But I don't feel that I'm doing any harm, and don't intend to. But in the end I'm very much my own man. But as I said, I'll listen, and consider what anyone has to say

Jason. Who has been telling lies? I'll come down on them like a tonne of bricks.

Cheese. You like the picture of that guy. That is fair enough. Though. I used to think that you were a sensible well balanced woman. Now I'm starting to have doubts. If you want a picture of that guy could you not use a picture of the back of his head. The expression on his face suggests that he fancies me. Surely even the beloved Cheese cannot assault us men with such an image. Maybe a nice picture of a very beautiful girl in a neglige that has gotten wet under a beautiful waterfall? I really love beautiful waterfalls. As to you saying that you are not pretty at all. I've heard that line before. But taking you at your word. I'm sure that your partner and your children think you are pretty. But much more importantly they love you. I am immensely handsome - seriously. But it's a burden - really! You never mentioned anything about your frilly knickers. Though truthfully I have no real interest. But you could have mentioned them in passing

Apologies to Jason and Simcut. Am using a smart phone and batt about to go. Jason I could tell you the meaning of, off the wall. But you are the master googler, so you can find it easily. Simcut. Your post was most reasonable. My reply was going to be equally reasonable. We have different characters. But that's certainly no reason to be enemy's. Apologies for my earlier reply. Might have been a bit hard. Don't think it would have bothered you at all. You come across as having a strong personality. So do I. So we've butted heads a couple of times. But that's not what I'm looking for in life.

Cheese! You've caught me out again. Though I have to say that all women have to think about is what to make for the tea, and which is the sexiest pair of knickers to put on. Though your mind is as sharp as a razor, and you are very quick witted. That is totally genuine Cheese. But! As the Chosen One! A Living God! You must realize that I have many things on my mind, and though I am omnipotent I cannot always concern myself with little things like an f here or there. Belive it or not I am aware of the difference between of and off, and to and too and two. But though I think you never read my posts you do not miss a thing. You say that you're a human dictionary. I think you are pretty much. Just out of interest. Are you pretty? But Cheese. Please get rid of that profile picture of that crazy looking guy. Though it's totally your right to have it there. But please consider others who see it. Time for bed. Even I get tired sometimes

That's the way of the World! Live with it! Or ask Neuro to ban me. That's not a problem. I can just join with a new user name, and e mail address. We had a couple of run ins when I first joined. You said recently that you didn't hold grudge's. Didn't seem totally sincere to me. But I left it. Sorry man. But nobody tells me what's right or what's wrong. You're entitled to your view. Will listen to it and give it thought. But in the end I will decide what I think is right.

Cheese. It's an accepted fact that women's brains are smaller than men's brains. If women work their we brain to hard it becomes overheated and doesn't work very well. If you look at my last post on this topic and think about the wording - without letting your we brain overheat - you will see that my use of of and off were totally correct. Read it carefully. Though it's not important, just a bit of fun. I guess you don't want to be saved from the everlasting torment of hell. But I'm going to save you anyway, and I'll not expect certain sexual favours - though really that's usually the done thing. Don't want to spoil the madness, which I enjoy. But have to say to you that I'm actually a normal guy with a totally of the wall sense of humour. I like to live on the edge, take it to the max. Though I've been mostly quite restrained on the JJA. In saying that I think I've ruined it. But I think that pretty everyone on the JJA is really pretty sensible and tame. Though you and a few of the guys have had your moments, which I thought were very very funny. Life needs a little/lot of fun, if you can make it, or find it. Think you need to get out your dictionary Cheese Got you totally wrong on physical appearance. Am never usually wrong. But maybe didn't think hard enough about it. I can be a lazy Living God sometimes. You can sometimes take it for granted that you're the Chosen One. Though your we brain won't understand

I think we're missing the really important thing here! Cheese. You listened to records played backwards. Everybody knows that the devil speaks to your unconscious mind in that way. You are probably a lost soul. I fear that there is no way of saving you from eternal fire and damnation. But! As I am the Chosen One! A Living God! I can save you. It will involve you having to give a few sexual favours - that's just the way it works - but it will save you from the eternal torment of hell. Those demons do bad things that you probably wouldn't like. But it's totally up to you Cheese. Apologies to everyone for going a bit of topic - not off topic. But I feel I should give Cheese the opportunity for redemption.

See that you are still trying your best to make friends on the JJA The-joker. Is kind of sad and quite pathetic. As to your question, I really don't care. But I'm not sorry! Your apology was not sincere. But I will accept it to an extent. I am not a friend, nor will I ever be. Thinking of another question you asked - will I ever get a girlfriend, the answer is probably not. Unless you meet some poor sad girl who doesn't know any better. My genuine sadness for both of you. Though in time you night grow up a bit, and be able to make a go of it. I hope so

Apologies to anyone else who has posted on any topic in response to my post. But today has been a very busy day for me, and just about to head out with a mate for a couple of drinks, and then a major Dance gig.

Oh Cheese. You're cross with me again. I don't make spelling mistakes. This phone sometimes makes me spell things in a certain way - if using predictive text, which I always use. Example - I.ve. Phone did that. I know that you are no way available, and I'm sorry to have to tell you that I'm no way available! Just teasing again. Is not meant to be unkind. I just thought that the JJA needed a bit of romantic interest Some of the greatest films ever made have 'romantic interest'. But you've taken me to seriously. You should know by now that I like to talk bollocks some, or most of the time, depending on your point of view. Life is short, so I try to have a little fun along the way. Though since you said I was wrong in both my descriptions of you I would be interested if you would consider sending me a PM with your description of yourself. I'm never usually wrong. I'm Fantastic

Ah Cheese. You shouldn't be listening in to conversations between two men! Men are very crude and horrible, as I am. It did take you a we while though to catch on to what I was saying to Jason. Women only have we tiny brains, whilst men have a bigger brains. Don't be angry Cheese It's just the way it is. Of course there's no way I could get your knickers of That's not the kind of thing you would be up for. Ha ha ha - oops, just laughing because I saw a pink elephant flying past. You're actually a bit of a smarty pants really, getting that reference to knickers. Please! Don't take me at all seriously Cheese. Though I am very close to getting into your knickers.

Cheese. Important! If anyone suggests that I could possibly have meant that I was near to getting your knickers of don't believe a word they say. Though... Ah. Time for me to go to bed. Busy day tomorrow.

Cheese! Why are you talking about knickers? There might be some sensitive people who are members, or visit this site. I was over at the internet cafe - which is about 1 minutes walk from widge I live. I forgot my glasses. I'm blind as a bat without them. I was saying that I'd nearly got my Sisters kicker's of her - one of the many sports/leisure shoes that are around now. Though talking of knickers, what kind of knickers do you wear? Big big bloomers, or lacy see through ones! I'm only asking because I work in the fashion industry, and have to keep abreast of things. Talking of breasts, are your's big, or just a good handfull, or a little small. I like them all if I like the girl! I have thought again about you You are 5'2 - 5'3, slim build, brunette with blue eyes. I have big baby blue eyes. But they are often referred to as Steel Blue. That say's a lot about me I guess. Am still listening to Angels---- Turned on to it by Fuzzy's status. Wow. That music get's me so high I could fly. No pills or anything. Just beautiful eternal sounds that seem to really connect with your soul. I don't believe in God or Heaven and hell. But I do believe that we (homo sapiens) have something special. Something that's impossible to explain, or really ever understand. :kiss:

Jason. Appears that you're a bit of a horn ball. But! There's nothing wrong in that at all Man. So am I, and I am a Living God. The Chosen One. Many don't believe. But? Perused your link. Quite interesting. You do seem to have a link to anything and everything. Which is why you have high numbers in reputation. I asked Neuro if I could have a rep of -20 (I really want a rep of -100) but Neuro is being a bit stubborn. But I always get what I want in the end. I'm a patient Living God Am, at the moment listening to Angels - from Fuzzy's status. Wow. It get's me so high. Check it out my Man!

Oh Jason. You shouldn't be using the internet to satisfy your lust. Have a Very Cold shower. Only kidding Man Was hoping for a more in person introduction. But don't say anything to Cheese. You know what women are like. and I've nearly got her knickers of

I'll PM you about the dreams thing Cheese. There are possible solutions. You are a big strong girl. But there's no need, or glory, in suffering in silence, and putting up with things that are not good

Actually. It's me! Though I ask for, and get no thanks for it. But more importantly Jason, who is that babe. I would appreciate an introductio Man. It would be the decent thing to do. You know it!

Didn't watch one f****** second of it! I've got a life of my own, and have better things to do than watch two people who I don't know at all getting married. How f****** sad! Have heard from a sad person that prince william was dressed in his military uniform, and apparently seen duty in the present mess that the UK has been caught up - hanging on the coat tails of the USA. Though I sort of have a feeling that he was never ever near the frontline. Men as good, or maybe better, have lost their lives, or limbs and have been on the frontline. There's no day when all the TV coverage is about them is there! Get your f****** heads straight1

Hi Marty. Many apologies for taking so long to get back to you. But I've recently bought a 4*4 and have over the last while been trying to get a decent insurance quote. They are expensive to run, but I like them. What is the lowest price you could consider? But I think such a great bit of kit like that will get you 1.500, maybe tomorrow, or maybe a little longer. But as you said it is like new. So to be honest I don't like asking you how low your asking price could go. It's just that at the moment I.ve been laying out a lot of cash. I'm sure you'll get it sold mate for your asking price. Best of luck to you! Len

His Masters Voice :}

Very apt and appropro comment Neuro But to get back of topic. Is Gary Barlow a male escort Cheese? You know you shouldn't really be doing things like that! From the looks of him he's at the lower end of the market. You deserve better! Could be partly the cause of you're failing eyesight Am on mobile. But will post another picture of me when next on computer. If you think it looks like a monkey, then I think there is not much hope for you. But I'll still love you

Woman Dear. You know that masturbation makes you go blind eventually. If I were you I'd stop now whilst you're still able to see a we bit, though seemingly not much. Though you are a bit of a goer, so you might find that difficult Who the hell is that guy in your avatar? Is he your toy boy?

Am sure everyone knows (think everyone on this site knows more about forums etc than I do) but to get full effect of picture click on it, should you have any interest. Which you Certainly should have. After all I am Truely a living God. The Chosen One!

Here's a better picture of me Tom. When I'm angry! Though in truth I'm not at all angry now. I rarely actually do get angry.